Matthew

Matthew
Matthew is in love with Yong Ru.

Appearances
Matthew appears by name in Fanfic 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 16, 18 and he may also be in Fanfic 2, 3, 5, and 22.

Fanfic 1
Matthew and Yong... bond... over anime.

Fanfic 4
Matthew gets rejected

Fanfic 6
Matthew is so busy grafting on Sharlene that he doesn't see the utter devastation going down at McDonalds.

Fanfic 8
Matthew's YouTube-video-watching session with Senpai is cut short by the appearance of Leo. Leo tells him and Senpai that Smyth is dead. Matthew attends Sharlene's funeral, and is left Sharlene's best fake tan, and the drum that Sharlene's son was kicked through by Ben P.

Fanfic 9
Matthew and his friends have a breakdown when they realise that they're all cheeky sweats. Matthew is killed by The Weed Lovers.

Fanfic 16
Matthew dies of AIDS.

Fanfic 18
Matthew is on the plane when it is blown up by the terrorists Carlos and Jacques.

KAMAKAZI AND MACHETE AND SAMURI
...

I'll let Matthew explain that one.

Trivia
Matthew literally adores Yong. It's not even funny.